Author's note: Again, this story takes place right after the last one, DBZ 2 - Best Friends. It would probably be a good idea to read the previous chapters before this one. Sequential order is your friend!
"Hey, Uncle Krillen?"
"Yes Goten?"
"I've got sort of a question for you."
"Shoot kiddo."
Goten and Krillen were home alone in the Son residence. Chi Chi had roped Krillen into babysitting Goten while she went shopping ("I'm never taking him back to that supermarket after he and Trunks knocked down all the displays!") and Gohan was at school. Krillen was trying to watch a ballgame on the TV.
"It's about.... spanking."
"Spanking? What brings this up?"
Goten blushed furiously, "Well er, you see....Gohan um.... spanked me a couple of days ago."
Krillen nodded in understanding and smiled, "Heh, I bet it hurt!" he said as he switched off the TV.
Goten nodded and rubbed his butt. He could still remember how sore his butt had been afterwards.
"So what did you want to know about spanking Goten?"
"Well uh.... Gohan mentioned something about you getting spanked...."
Krillen grinned, "That's certainly true, my butt's been on the receiving end of more spanking than I care to admit!" Krillen rubbed his blue-jeaned butt in mock pain.
"Could you tell me about some of them?"
Krillen _c_o_c_k_ed his neck, "You want to know about some of the times I've been spanked?"
Goten blushed again and nodded, "I'm.... curious about it."
Krillen smiled and slapped Goten on the back, "Well sure kid, I could go on all day about the subject. You sure picked the right man to ask! Why, I could even tell you about how your own Dad got his butt beat!"
Goten's eyes widened, "My DAD got spanked!?"
Krillen's eyes sparkled with amusement, "Sure! He got it even more then me!"
"Wow!!"
"Would you like to hear about some of them?"
Goten nodded earnestly.
Krillen rubbed his chin, "Now let's see.... I'll tell you about the first time your Dad ever got a red rear. Me and your Father had been training with Master Roshi...."
"Hi Krillen! How are you feeling today?"
Krillen scowled at Goku as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes... Master Roshi and Krillen had both been sick all day yesterday because they had eaten some of Lunch's cooking. Puffer fish! Not only that, but Master Roshi had given him a serious spanking the day before that for lying to him. Master Roshi had set a test for Krillen and Goku. They had to find a stone thrown by Master Roshi that had his special turtle symbol on it. Krillen had found an ordinary rock and faked the symbol with a pen. Unfortunately, Master Roshi saw right through Krillen's ploy! Master Roshi had bent Krillen over his lap and given him a painful butt beating for a good five minutes. Krillen's ass had felt like it was on fire! The red marks from Master Roshi's palm had finally faded away completely just this morning. It was the worst spanking Krillen had ever gotten! And it had only lasted 5 minutes! Krillen had been spanked before, but his butt had never hurt so much so fast! Master Roshi had even said that this would be "just a warm-up" if Krillen ever misbehaved again. And the worst part of all was that stupid Goku had gotten off stock free, no spanking, and no poisoned food! Grrr, that really riled him up!
"Yeah, I'm fine Goku. Where's Master Roshi? I want to start some real training."
Krillen was getting bored. This Master Roshi was supposed to be a great martial artist, but so far his "training" had only been stupid tests. Maybe it had been a mistake to search him out and ask him for training....
"I think he's still sleeping.... oh wait, there he is!" Goku pointed to the old master as he stepped out of the house.
"Finally." said Krillen, even though he'd only just got up himself.
Master Roshi slowly walked over to them with his arms folded behind his back. He cleared his throat a few times.
"Master Roshi, can we please get on with it?" asked Krillen impatiently.
Master Roshi glared down at Krillen. That boy had been just asking for a butt warming over Master Roshi's knee since he had arrived. He frowned at Krillen's impertinence.
"Today we are going to have another test. You both are to deliver milk to-"
"Are you kidding me!?" Krillen exploded. "More stupid tests!? I'm sick of this Master Roshi. I want to do some real training!"
Goku gasped at how Krillen was acting. That wasn't how you're supposed to talk to your elders!
Master Roshi fixed a sinister smile on Krillen. "Alright Krillen, I guess you won't learn how to behave until I teach it to you through your rear end...."
Master Roshi made a series of high speed maneuvers about Krillen's body. All of a sudden, Krillen's clothes were off Krillen's body and in Master Roshi's hands!!
"H-how'd you do that!?" Krillen's face turned a bright red as he covered his privates.
Goku got a nice view of Krillen's naked ass and started laughing, "He took your pants off Krillen!"
"That was a secret turtle technique, it was developed to cause embarrassment and to make a fighter lose his focus during battle. Of course it can also be used to discipline smart mouth brats!" Master Roshi chuckled.
Krillen blushed even harder. Yeah, this was em-bare ass-ing all right, it was the pantsing from hell! Goku kept on laughing as he made the observation, "Hey Krillen! Your butt is as smooth as your head!"
"Give me my clothes back!" Krillen yelled angrily, trying to restore some of his lost dignity. He tried to grab them back from Master Roshi, but Master Roshi lifted his hand up and held them just above Krillen's reach. Goku laughed even harder as the completely nude Krillen started jumping in the air trying to get his clothes back!
Master Roshi snatched Krillen out of the air and put him over his knee. He quickly secured him, pinning Krillen's legs and holding his arms behind his back. All Krillen could do now was squirm!
"Uncle Krillen, I thought this story was about how my Dad got spanked!"
"Patience Goten, I'll get to that part. Before Goku got it, Master Roshi had to deal with me..."
Goku opened his mouth wide as he looked at how helpless Krillen was, "You caught him so easily Master Roshi! But I don't see what that hold you're using could be good for besides holding an opponent in place...."
Master Roshi looked askance at Goku, "Haven't you ever seen a spanking?"
Goku shook his head in puzzlement, "No, what's a spanking?"
Master Roshi chuckled, "Well m'boy, you're in for quite an experience. Now, what would you say is the most vulnerable part of Krillen's body when he's held this way?"
Goku examined Krillen's body closely. Krillen was struggling valiantly to get free, but he couldn't break Master Roshi's hold on him. He tried to get some leverage but succeeded only in lifting his backside into the air and shaking his buttocks.
"Hmmm...." said Goku as he closely examined Krillen's writhing torso, "It looks like.... it looks like his BUTT is the most vulnerable!"
"Correct Goku!" exclaimed Master Roshi gleefully as he applied a slap to Krillen's rump.
"Youch!" yelped Krillen, " Oh no, you're not spanking me you old pervert!"
Krillen strained and bucked, struggled and squirmed, he put all his might into breaking free. After a minute of trying every escape trick, hold break, and wrestling trick he knew he was at last forced to concede defeat. He had exhausted himself, no closer to freedom then before. He realized that he wasn't getting off this lap without a spanking!
When Krillen finally ceased his struggles, Master Roshi commenced the spanking. The first slap landed in the center of Krillen's butt, then another slap in the same spot, then another, and another and another! Krillen's butt was as smooth as his head. Each spank was sending jabs of pain from Krillen's glutes to his brain! He was trying not to make a sound, he wasn't about to be humiliated even more by crying like a baby, but his butt was getting hotter and hotter! Krillen emitted a small yelp of pain. As soon as he heard the yelp, Master Roshi switched his attention from the center of Krillen's ass to the sides. He spanked Krillen's right check, then the left, alternating from buttock to buttock after each swat.
Goku was staring in fascination at Krillen's ass as it got spanked over and over, "Krillen! Your butt is getting red!"
There was something about this activity, this spanking, that Goku recognized. It was like a distant memory that he couldn't quite remember. It seemed so familiar. He wasn't quite sure, but Goku felt like he should know about this....
Krillen was gasping and jerking at each swat now. Master Roshi's spanks were slow and methodical. He was covering every part of Krillen's backside. The pain was getting worse and worse, Krillen wasn't sure how much longer he could hold out!
"Does Master Roshi spank really hard Uncle Krillen?"
"Are you kidding? No one spanks harder than Master Roshi. His hands must be made of granite! They can deliver the hardest spanks I've ever felt from anybody. And my butt has been around the block a time or two," Krillen winked.
"Wow! How'd you think he got so good at it?"
Krillen shrugged, "Lots of practice I guess. Rumor has it that he once reduced a grown man to tears in only two swats! One to each cheek!"
"Gosh! He must be like, a spanking champion or something!" Goten had been around Master Roshi lots of times, and hed never even suspected the old mans prowess in the spanking arts.
"Yep, you ain't been spanked until you've been spanked by Master Roshi!"
"Goku! *gasp* make him stop!"
Goku pondered the scene before him, "I think you kinda deserve it Krillen, you were being sort of rude."
"Goku! Don't think about whether I *youch!* deserve it or not! Just make him stop spanking me!!"
"Maybe if you apologize to him it would help."
Krillen was twisting his ass all over Master Roshi's lap, trying to get away from the fiery swats!
"I-I'm sorry Master Roshi! I won't q-question your *ouch!* training again! Please stop!"
Master Roshi continued spanking implacably, "I'll stop spanking you when I think you've had enough Krillen. This spanking isn't meant as punishment, it's meant to teach you. I want to make sure you'll remember this experience the next time you're rude to someone or question my methods!"
"Ow ow ow! I will remember Master Roshi! I will, yowww!"
"Good," said Master Roshi calmly as he gave twenty more blistering swats to Krillen's flaming ass. After the last whack to Krillen's crimson rump, he allowed Krillen to stand up. Krillen had tears running down his face as he cried openly. He immediately moved his hands to rub his beat ass. Master Roshi swatted his hands sway and spanked his butt again. Krillen howled.
"Put your hands on your head and keep 'em there! Now go on the porch and face the wall."
Krillen nodded, unable to speak coherently, and did as directed. Krillen sobbed softly, his poor butt felt like a nest of hornets had taken up residence there!
Goku kept his eyes glued to Krillen's cherry red ass, "Wow Master Roshi! You really got him good!"
Master Roshi smiled at the unfamiliar praise. Usually after one of his spankings was administered he received only sullen looks and grimaces of pain.
"Why thank you Goku," he smiled down at Goku and patted him on the head, "I hope you have that same attitude after I give your own butt the same treatment."
Master Roshi suddenly used the same technique he had used to strip Krillen, but this time on Goku! Goku's clothes seemingly vanished, only to appear in Master Roshi's grasp.
Goku wasn't embarrassed at all about being naked in front of Krillen and Master Roshi. Ever since he was young he'd never understood what was so bad about nudity. After all, being naked is just what you look like without any clothes on! Goku just couldn't get why people always looked so shocked whenever Goku went around in the nude. What did cause him consternation however, was the knowledge that soon hed be crying over Master Roshis knees with a bright red butt if he didnt do some quick thinking.
Goku stared dumbly at Master Roshi, "B-but-but, I didn't do anything wrong!"
"Guilt by association Goku, you'd better get used to it."
Goten frowned. "That doesn't sound very fair to me Uncle Krillen."
"Yeah you're right Goten. But that's the type of man Master Roshi is. If he thinks you need a spanking, he doesn't really care about reasons for giving it to you. You've gotta watch out whenever Master Roshi is around. Whenever Master Roshi is around a young man's butt, his hands just itch to spank it! You better be careful or he just might spank YOU sometime." Krillen said teasingly.
Master Roshi knew that only strict discipline would keep these young men behaved. He wouldn't let their whining and bad attitudes interfere with their training. Goku had seen the consequences of rudeness happen to Krillen, but if he didn't get the same punishment, the lesson wouldn't stick with him. And besides, if what Goku had said about having never gotten spanked was true, this one was probably long overdue anyway.
Master Roshi grabbed at Goku to get him over his lap, but Goku jumped nimbly away. What followed was an extremely bizarre game of tag, Master Roshi kept trying to grab Goku's dodging form, but Goku avoided every attempt! Master Roshi chased the naked boy around the island. But there was nowhere for Goku could run to. After all, they were surrounded by water on all sides! At last, Master Roshi grabbed onto the only part of Goku that wasn't guarded, his tail! He hoisted Goku up into the air upside down by his tail and glowered darkly at Goku.
"Uh.... hi," Goku said smiling innocently.
Master Roshi glowered at Goku and sat down again on the lawn chair and pulled Goku's rump over his lap. Now that Master Roshi had a good solid grip, Goku was helpless as a baby in Master Roshi's capable hands! Goku was as easily secured over Master Roshi's knee as Krillen had been. Goku squirmed a bit and tried to flex his way out, but then he remembered how Krillen's attempts at the same had been thwarted. He came to the inevitable conclusion, he was going to get his butt spanked red and there was nothing he could do about it! But.... did he even really want to escape his place over Master Roshi's knee? It seemed crazy, but deep inside himself, Goku felt that this was almost like where he belonged. Over a strong man's knee getting his butt walloped till tears ran down his face. He felt a sense of completion, a feeling of ease here, like he had nothing to worry about now. But that was crazy! How could he feel so good when he over someone's knee about to get his naked butt spanked!?
Master Roshi raised his hand to deliver the first swat but paused as he beheld the beautiful ass trapped across his lap. Master Roshi hadn't gotten a good look at it before now; he'd been too busy trying to get his hands on it. But now as he gazed at it, he gasped in amazement.
Master Roshi had never seen such a spankable butt as Goku's in all his life. And he'd spanked a LOT of butts in his time. Everything about Goku's ass was perfect. It was a round bubble-butt, firm and muscular, but not overly hard or saggy. It had a hint of bounciness to it, and Master Roshi saw that each bubbly bun was perfectly shaped to fit Master Roshi's hand. Goku's butt seemed almost specially made to be spanked! Every aspect of Goku's rump was utterly, spankably, perfect. Master Roshi was transfixed by it, by the smooth, almost shimmering surface. Master Roshi's hands itched to spank this butt. Hell! It would be a crime not to spank it!!
Goku was just starting to wonder what was going on back there when he felt the first spank land on his left butt cheek. He gritted his teeth, he hadn't expected it to hurt this much! Spank after spank rained down, and it wasn't long before Goku began squirming from side to side in attempts to avoid the whacks, but these spanks were inescapable! Every time Goku squirmed over, he presented one of his buttocks in a perfectly placed position to be spanked. After Master Roshi spanked it, Goku would squirm over the other way, only to present his other bun to be spanked! Goku yelped each time a swat contacted against his by-now bright red butt.
Krillen sniffled softly as he turned his head from the wall to look at Goku getting his butt beat. Man! Master Roshi sure was giving it to him! Master Roshi seemed dead set on making Goku's butt downright unsittable! Krillen idly rubbed his own punished buns as he watched the spectacle.
Master Roshi was beside himself with glee! This butt was just so incredibly spankable! Each spank sent a thrill of pleasure down Master Roshi's spine, just as it sent a wave of pain down Goku's!
The spanking was hurting Goku something awful! But it wasn't just pain.... there was something else there too. Sure, the spanks hurt, but they also had a sense of rightness about them. Goku began to cry, but he wasn't sure if it was from pain.... or pleasure.
Finally, Master Roshi laid down the last set of swats and stood Goku up. Just like Krillen, Goku immediately tried to rub the fire out from his butt. It hurt so much! Master Roshi struck his hands away and gave a hard swat across Goku's buns.
"Yeeeeeeouch!!" Goku cried.
"Hands on your head! Face the wall next to Krillen!"
"Y-yes sir!" Goku sobbed.
Master Roshi surveyed his handiwork for the day. Goku and Krillen stood side-by-side, or butt-by-butt in this case. Their naked bodies were both covered in sweat from a hard workout. Their asses sure were red!
"Keep your noses pressed against that wall for another twenty minutes, then I want you both to get to bed. We'll be getting up bright and early tomorrow morning to begin training."
Krillen turned his head and hesitantly said, "You mean you'll train us for real now?"
Master Roshi nodded, "I could tell from your struggles to avoid my spanks that you two have the potential to be great fighters someday." (plus I want a chance to spank Goku's butt again), Master Roshi thought to himself, he wasn't letting an ass like that get away from him anytime soon!
Goku and Krillen hugged each other joyously and cheered, "Hurray!"
Master Roshi gave them each a sharp spank, "I said to face that wall!"
"Ouch, yes sir!" Goku and Krillen chorused. Their butts felt like raw hamburger!
"Oh, and as punishment for Goku trying to run away from his spanking before," Master Roshi eyed Goku sternly, Goku swallowed apprehensively and tried to look innocent.
"As well as for Krillen rubbing his butt when he thought I wasn't looking," Master Roshi went on, fixing a hard glare on Krillen. Krillen swallowed nervously.
"You can both forget about wearing any clothes for the rest of today and tomorrow."
Goku didn't mind this punishment, he liked it better without clothes anyway, but Krillen blushed. Running around without any clothes would take some getting used to! And he'd also have to get used to seeing Goku bare-ass all the time.... but he didn't think he'd mind seeing that too much. He didn't know why.... but he sort of liked looking at Goku in the buff....
"Besides," continued Master Roshi, "I have a feeling I'll need immediate access to those butts if you two start misbehaving again."
Goku and Krillen both gulped simultaneously.
"So Master Roshi spanked you and my Dad every day?"
"Well, not quite every day, but I'm not sure if our butts ever got white again while we trained with him. Master Roshi would spank either of us at the drop of a hat!"
"It sounds really hard!"
"Yeah well, it wasn't that bad. We found ways to amuse ourselves. I used to try to get Goku over Master Roshi's knee; I'd try and frame him for stuff. Once I made Master Roshi think that Goku had put a fish in his underwear drawer! Yep, Goku had to eat dinner standing up for a while after that," Krillen grinned at the memory.
"You'd make my dad get spanked?"
"Sure! Plenty of times. We sort of had a competition for a while. We tried to see who could get the other to get spanked by Master Roshi the most. We both lost count of how many times Master Roshi had spanked us after about a hundred each though. Of course, Goku never schemed like I did. Somehow though, my plans had a way of backfiring a lot.... Why, once Master Roshi saw me breaking one of his windows, something I'd been blaming on Goku for a while. Well, Master Roshi wasted no time in setting my naked backside over his knee and lighting a fire under it, sheesh, I thought Id never sit down again!"
"Did you ever spank my Dad, Uncle Krillen?"
"Well... there are a few times that I recall my own hand swatting Goku's rump.... but let's save those stories for another time, okay Goten? I see your mom coming up the walk."
"Awwwwww.... I want to hear them now!"
Krillen smiled and ruffled Goten's hair, "Dont worry, Goten, Ill be sure to tell you next time Im on babysitting duty," Krillen winked.
As Krillen left the Son residence he chuckled to himself. That Goten is definitely Goku's kid! He has spanking on the brain just like his Father always did!
Goten smiled happily. Uncle Krillen knew so many stories! Goten wanted to hear them all....
Please send any praise, ideas, or angry rants explaining why Im ruining the DragonBall saga to nuitari@ukonline. co. uk, Id love to hear some feedback on these. Ooh, and expect some Vegeta action in the next chapter! (assuming I ever get around to writing it). Everyone loves Vegeta, right? RIGHT?