When I was a buck of only nineteen, I got caught stealin' money from a Mr. Green. Well, they arrested me, An' they stript me buck-naked, Locked m' head an' m' wrists in th' stocks!
An' they told me, "Son, you're gonna learn a hard lesson on th' skin of yer hairy but-tawks!" So, there I stood, stark-naked in m' stocks, A thievin' young teenage buck!
So they held my trial, right out there in public, We me, buck-naked in m' stocks! An' they found me guilty, at th' age 'a nineteen Of stealin' that money from that Mr. Green!
So they burned up m' clothes, an' they shaved my head, Then th' judge passed sentence on me! He ordered 50 lashes for m' bare young rump, Then he'd let his townspeople take it from there!
Then the town's marshal, he cracked his whip, An' laid rawhide down on my rump! He was an expert, an' he had enough muscle Ta' thrash my big round rump raw!
Ev'ry lick, it felt like a thousan' bee stings, As I stood, spread-legged in m' stocks! My bare young buttocks, they grew big welts, As I yelped real loud with each lash!
As m' buttocks got lashed, sure enough, I could feel my big young _d_i_c_k_ gittin' hard! An I wonder'd whut they'd do to a young-buck thief Who gotta hard-on standin' in his stocks!
But, there was nothin' I could do As they whipped my rump, But let my young hairy _d_i_c_k_ git hard!
An' th' townspeople gathered round about ta watch me As I stood, bent over in m' stocks! They hooted, an' they laughed, an' they jeered at me As I stood gittin' whipped on th' butt!
An' they pointed, an' made fun, an' laughed at me As m' hairy man-meat got tight! They tol' me I'd pay fer sportin' a stiff penis, After th' marshal had whipped by rump!
When m' whippin' was done, th' town's young bucks Brought a double brandin' iron jus' fer me! Kids threw rotten eggs at my stocked head, As th' brandin' irons were heated red-hot! Then they shoved th' brandin' irons deep inta my rump As I stood buck-naked in m' stocks! An' I yelped real loud as they blistered my buttocks, An' everybody laughed at me!
Right out there in public, They branded me a thief, As I stood, spread-legged in m' stocks!
Now my rump wuz branded So they freed me from m' stocks, An' I stood right up ta grab m' butt!
I stood buck-naked, right out there in public, Holdin' onta my hairy, branded rump! My big hairy _d_i_c_k_ wuz standin' at attention, All eight inches hard as a rock!
Then they tied my hands behind my back An' hoisted me up on a rail! With my big stiff _d_i_c_k_ bouncin' up an' down, I rode that rail outta town!
An' I wuz dumped down into a ditch, Buck-naked with m' wrists still tied! Th' town's young bucks, they ran me down th' road With m' stiff _d_i_c_k_ slappin' my belly!
My big bare rump, with its welts an' brands, Stung like hell fer four days! But, I learned a good lesson, at th' age a' nineteen On th' skin of by hairy bare rump!