Here is a set of alternate lyrics for the old song named "Daddy" which I wrote for my amusement and hopefully yours as well.
It helps if you have heard the original version by Sammy Kaye and his Orchestra and envisioned his male quartet singing the lyrics in unison, lined up in a row, back to front looking sideways at the microphone, swinging back and forth like the Andrews Sisters with plenty of gestures. The lyrics follow.
Hey! Listen.....to my story 'bout.....a boy named Billy Ray, Silly Billy Ray.
His disposition.....was rather sweet and charming. At times alarming....so they say.
Dadadadadadadada! Dadadadadadadada! He had a man, tall, dark and handsome, large and strong to whom he used to sing this song.
Hey, Daddy! Oh won't you spank my butt and call me "a filthy slut"? OH Daddy!......You ought to do your worst to me. Diddlee-ah! Diddlee-ah!
Hey Daddy, Gee! Won't I look swell in cables, tied down o'er the table? Daddy! You ought to do your worst to me. Da-da da-da da-da!
If you want a big erection, there's no need for much detection. Take a look right here before ya'. I've got one that'll floor ya'!
Daddy! Oh won't you take that lash, whip me and call me "trash"? Oh, Daddy! You ought to do your worst to me. Diddlee-ah! Diddlee-ah!
Hey, Daddy! Yeah! Oh won't you grab some lard and fist me fast 'n' hard? Oh, Daddy! You ought to do your worst to me. Da-da Da-da Da-da!
With some anal stimulation, I will yell in celebration. I'll be drenched in persperation. There'll be no expiration!
Daddy! I want a big _d_i_l_d_o_, working me to and fro! Oh, Daddy! You ought to do your worst to me. Diddlee-ah! Diddlee-ah!
Hey, Daddy, Gee! Oh won't you jack that prick, and _f_u_c_k_ me hard 'n' quick? Oh Daddy! You ought to do your worst to me. Da-da Da-da Da-da!
When I want a hot sensation, there's no need for remonstration. I merely yield to your temptation. My ass becomes a conflagration!
Daddy! Oh won't you pinch my tit .... until I have a fit? Oh, Daddy! You ought to do your worst to me. Diddlee-ah! Diddlee-ah!
Hey, Daddy, Yeah! Oh won't you grab my dick and beat me with a stick? Oh, Daddy!....Daddy!....You ought to do your worst to me. Lah-Dahhhh!
(If you would like to hear more "alternate" lyrics to popular songs, E-mail your requests to me at gayindyman@yahoo. com)