Not Sitting Down Anytime Soon


by Edward

It was late one night when my friend J and I returned to his house after a great double date. We were pulling up to his home and he noticed that we were about 20 minutes after our curfew which had been set by J's father. J's father Ralph was like my father, whom I have never met. Ralph also treated me like a son which was okay because J and I had been inseperable since childhood. Anywho, we were late because we had stopped to make out with the girls on the road.

As we walked in Ralph was standing there staring at us wearing a black suit with a white shirt and yellow and blue tie. Ralph was a wee bit overweight, he wore round glasses which seemed to show his intelligence and craft. He was also balding, fortunetly that wrath of age had not reached but the top of his head. He was 49 while we walked in ran his hand through whats left of his brown slightly curly hair. J had darker hair and it was straighter, he had recently turned 16 and drove a blue 96 Jetta showing off his upper-upper-middle class socio-economic status. He was just a little pudgey and had some freckles. I was on the verge of turning 16 myself and already had a 66 Mustang waiting just on the other side of that hill for me. It had been my father's until his untimely death. Ralph was my fathers best friend and therefore, became like my father and even dealed with dicispline.

"Where were you", said Ralph in a releaved but nearly harsh tone.

"Ummm, well you know---", J was cut off by Ralph.

"The lipstick on your collar really says it all son," Ralph knew what we had been doing.

Through this I said not a word, knowing that the punishment would not severe. Ralph was extemely nice and would probly just ground us for a days. That was before I remembered the words he said last time we had been late, nearly two months ago.

"I'm certainly very sorry about this boys, but the last time you were late, I said I would paddle you," he said it so matter of factly it made me tense up knowing it was no joke.

"What, you were just joking around!" J had only been paddled once at 10, and I had never been.

"Well, hopefully this will tell you that being late is no joke. And believe me you'll never be late again," Ralph had a sort of smile and chuckled after these words. He had a great sense of humor and probably found this funny because of a nostalgic feeling in the back of his mind. "Go put on your dress clothes and let Alex(me) barrow some."

J and I didn't argue knowing that it would get us nowhere with J's father we just walked slowly to J's room. "_s_h_i_t_" he said as he closed the door, "I thought he had been joking, I don't want my dad to spank me!". "And I do!?" I replied with a scared puppy look. "Well, let's change then," J said as he took of his outer shirt and pants. I did the same and noticed J's white with blue verticle stripped boxer shorts. He reached into the closet and took out two dress shirts both white handing one to me. Then he shuffled through his drawer and pulled out two pairs of black socks and sock suspenders. We both peeled off our white socks and placed the socks and sock suspenders on our feet. J looked in his closet and was only able to rustle up one tie which was black and he gave it to me. Just then J's father opened the door and handed J a black tie with an embrodiery part of the way up. "Here son I wore this the first time i recieved the paddle at church, you can were it, since your mother took most of your ties to the cleaners." J didn't really know what to say but began putting the tie around his neck. "Be in the den in 5 minutes okay boys," Ralph said as he closed the door. J grabbed two suits and two pairs of dress shoes handing me a navy blue suit and his older dress shoes. "Is he really gonna do this man?" I posed the question hoping he would say no.

"I can't tell dude! I think he's joking, I hope so at least," J said in gulp.

"_d_a_m_n_ it this is your fault," I stated.

"HE'S IS JUST KIDDING! To scare us ya know, teach us a lesson, or something," J was scared too.

"BOYS," Ralph gently yelled, I imagine he was getting impatient.

We left J's room and slowly headed down the hallway as if awaiting execution, hoping the govenor's call would come in the form of J's father just trying to get some giggles out of two teens scared out of their wits and humiliated. "You do look nice, boys, in my day we would dress up for spankings to show respect for the person in authority."

As he said this J and I both noticed the 12" wooden paddle in Ralph's hand, it even had six holes drilled in it.

"OF COURSE, you didn't stay in your clothes for too long!" Ralph laughed at this and we managed to get out an uneasy chuckle. The paddle had made us very tense. Then our eyes rolled to the "bench" at the far left wall of the room, it was shrouded in darkness, but just then Ralph turned on the light, showing the bench in all it's glory. Ralph stood from the couch and motioned us to the contraption. It had straps for the arms legs and something else. "How do you guys like it?" Ralph sounded as happy as a kid in a candy store. "Made it myself too, even has a strap for the um well UNIT."

"What? Dad you aren't serious are you. Please don't! I'm sorry!" I was glad J was sticking up for us, I was too scared to talk.

"Sorry son, you're both getting spanked."

"Well, well, you can't make me!"

"But I can take away the car," with this J stopped arguing.

"OK Alex you're first, since you weren't driving you will only have to take off the suit and shoes, and you will not have to take advantage of the special strap for that." I took off the specified item and felt my penis stir. Then i gulped and climbed on. J's father strapped me in and the horror that i was going to be paddled and had no way to move or stop it. WHAP! The pain was intense. WHAP! WHAP! I didn't know how much i could take. The pain surged with each beat of my heart. WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! The tears came to my eyes and i clentched my feet and hands. WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!

"Have you learned your lesson yet, Alex?" Ralph didn't want to spank my anymore, he could see i wouldn't be sitting down for a while. Ralph unstrapped me and motioned me to the coach, of course i didn't sit on my throbbing ass. I just stood in my cotton boxers. Relieved it was over for me and excited over what would happen next.

"I'm very sorry son but this is going to hurt you a lot more than me," Ralph smiled with that, "strip naked except for you socks and socksuspenders," J hesitated but then remembering the car took off his clothes. I was so excited, in all 15 years i had never seen J naked. My hard-on pushed out of my boxers but J and his father didn't notice. J was then strapped in, "Since you were driving I'm afraid I'll have to treat you a little more harsely, and you will be using THE SPECIAL STRAP." J tensed at this but said not a word, his father pushed his _c_o_c_k_ through the strap and his low-hanging balls fell through some other straps that looked like a saddle. "WOW, you have really grow down there since the last time I saw you naked, must be all the porn you look at, hehe, yes i found your girly magazines, and the lotion and tissues," Ralph's sense of humor had gotten a hold again. I was kinda feeling myself at this point.

WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! J was difinetly in horrible pain at this point when Ralph stopped to rest and remove his suit jacket.

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I think that is where I came into a tissue i got from the coffee table. Ralph stopped here and said, "Will you ever be late again?"

"No sir," J whimpered. With this Ralph hugged us told us that he loved us and sent us to bed.


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