"Play nice with the kids Reb" said the Cheif
They had just gotten to the Navy base in Spain and Cheif had to go to work. So Reb went to fly her kite. After many attempts the kite got caught in a tree. She knew Cheif told her to be good and not get in any trouble. But she wanted to get her kite back. So Reb climbs this tree, it was very tall and knew it would hold her. She was just on the three branches that the kite was attached to. She was moving the branches up and down and the whole tree was shaking.
"Hey what are you doing" yell the Cheif Commander.
"Getting my kite what does it look like" Reb yelled back not knowing who was yelling. "Are you stupid can't you see what I am doing". "
" Come down out of that tree NOW little girl," he yelled.
"Why don't you help me instead up standing there with you hands up your ass". Reb yell still not knowing who was ordering her down.
"Who are you with young lady" he yelled.
"Cheif B asshole why do you care" Reb yelled and was getting really pissed of at this person. "Just go away if you are not going to help and quite bothering me jerk". Said Reb.
He finally was quite; next she heard sirens and saw a jeep pull into the park. _s_h_i_t_ she though I can believe this jerk. She crawled out on the branch and finally got the string to pull in the kite. Next thing she knew "Cheif" was below her when she looked down. Man was he mad.
"Reb you come down right now" Cheif said in a very calm and cool voice.
"Yes sir" Reb knew she was in some real trouble if they had to pull Chief off duty. "I just need to grab my kite" Reb said.
"NO NOW" Cheif said in such a stern voice she knew he meant NOW.
Reb started down and it was such a big tree she was pissed off and started to talk about what a place to live if you can't climb a tree to get your kite with out them calling out the big guns. Cheif could hear her all the way down. She finally got about 8 feet from the ground, on a branch and was going to drop to the ground when Cheif stood right under her.
Still pissed she said "I can drop on top of you or not it's up to you to move".
She dropped and he moved just in time to be standing right behind Reb. He picked her up and turned her around till she was looking straight in his eyes. Man was he pissed.
"You will apologize now to the Chief commander" Cheif turned her around set Reb down on unsteady legs. He grabbed her by the arms turned her around and smacks her bottom in front of everybody and walked Reb over to the Cheif commander. Reb just looked around at how many people was here. She couldn't believe almost everybody from Chief's command were standing around smiling at Reb.
Cheif swatted her bottom harder this time and said "NOW".
Reb said "I am sorry for pissing you off so much that you had to call my husband".
"Husband" he looked at Cheif "this is your wife". Asked the Cheif Commander.
"Yes Sir" said Chief.
"If she were my wife she wouldn't be able to sit for a week!" said the Chief Commander
"Don't worry I will make sure she does not get into any trouble or be able to sit on this; as Chief smack Reb's bottom so hard that Reb had tears in her eyes. Chief marched Reb over to the jeep put her in the passenger seat, setting her down on the seat so hard that her bottom hurt more than ever. Reb turned on the tears.
Chief said "Don't you dare start that here we aren't even done with your punishment.
Wait to hear Reb's punshment latter.