The Jedi Master Strikes Back


by Eric Blyton <ericblyton@hotmail.com>

Author's Note: This story is a bit more off the wall than my others, but I hope people still enjoy it. The idea is mine, and I hope it wasn't too silly.

Background: This is an "extra" scene in the movie "The Empire Strikes Back". If you haven't seen the Star Wars movies, there's no hope for you and so skip this story. For those that need a bit of reminding, when Luke Skywalker was training under Yoda to become a Jedi, there was a time that they came across a cave. The Dark Side of the Force was strong in the cave, but Yoda told Luke that he must go in there. The only thing he would find was "what he took in there". Against Yoda's advice Luke carried his Light Saber. He saw Darth Vader in the cave, and they fought a brief Light Saber duel and then Luke cut off Vadar's head. Vader's mask opened and Luke recognized his own face behind it. Later in the movie, Yoda referred to the incident as Luke's "failure at the cave" One wonders how the Jedi Master dealt with the situation when Luke first came out of the cave.

Luke Skywalker stumbled out of the darkness of the cave into the pale, misty light of the swamp planet Degobagh. His breath was coming in deep gasps as he tried to regain his composure. He was incredibly shook up. What did it mean? He looked up at Master Yoda sitting on a stump.

"Had a bad experience, did you?" Yoda taunted him. "Not what you expected to see, hmmm?"

"Master Yoda, what just happened? How could Darth Vader be here? And how could he be me? I don't understand!"

"Don't understand, do you? There is much you don't understand, young Skywalker. And you will not listen!" Master Yoda replied.

"But I'm trying, Master Yoda" Luke objected. "I'm listening to you."

"Trying, are you?! Listening are you?!" Yoda cut in with a forceful squeak, "Told you not to take Light Saber into the cave! Listen to me, did you? No, you listen only to yourself. A fine Jedi you make!"

"I'm sorry, Master Yoda. I was frightened and wanted to protect myself."

"Protect yourself! A Jedi needs not a Light Saber to protect himself. A Jedi's best weapon is his mind. You refuse to use yours." Yoda hopped off his stump and stalked over to Luke.

"Sorry, you say. I will make sure you are sorry, indeed. You must unlearn all that you have learned before. A lesson I must teach you, now."

"Oh, Master Yoda" Luke moaned, "Must there be another lesson now? I'd like to rest for a while and my mind is tired."

"Ha," Yoda laughed "Your mind you will not need for this lesson! You refuse to listen when I talk, so now I will try another way. Spank you, will I!"

Luke gave Yoda a confused look. "Master Yoda, don't tease me please."

"Tease you? You will soon know that I do not tease about spankings. Many young Jedi have I spanked and you are no different to them."

It was clear to Luke that Yoda was being serious, but he was trying to keep a straight face. Yoda was so small, in the first place, even smaller than Artoo. How was this little creature going to spank him, even if he submitted to it? And how could those little arms even cause him pain?

"Think I cannot do it, do you?" Yoda asked as if reading his mind. "Still you judge me by my size. Extra spanks you will get for this!"

Suddenly, Luke felt himself grabbed by invisible bonds. He was spun around and found himself floating over to a fallen tree. Artoo chirped in question as he saw his owner go sailing past. Luke found himself being draped over the tree with his rear high in the air. To his further horror, he felt a tugging at his dirty white pants. He turned his head and saw that Yoda had not moved, but the Jedi Master had his eyes closed in deep concentration.

Luke tried to jerk free, but he could not even figure out how he was held. His pants fell off of his dangling feet and fell the remaining two feet to the ground. His shirt was bunched up under his arms and so only his undershorts were covering his butt. But then he felt them being pulled down, too. As they slid down his thighs, he felt the rough bark rubbing against his suddenly exposed _c_o_c_k_ and balls. The sensitive skin tingled against the cold moss of the tree.

Luke looked in front of him, and he saw the air begin to shimmer. To his surprise, me saw the ghostly image of Ben Kenobi appear before him. Hope flared into his mind.

"Ben!" he exclaimed, "I'm so glad you came! Master Yoda is going to spank me. Please tell him that I don't need that."

"But you do need a spanking," Ben intoned "I have been watching your progress and you leave much to be desired. You must listen to Yoda and do as he says, Luke."

"But Ben, I'm too old to be spanked like a naughty little boy!" Luke protested.

"Too old?" Ben slowly answered. "Yoda has been punishing Jedi students this way for hundreds of years. Even I, in my youth, was not spared this. Why should it be any different for you? Now accept your spanking like a man and you may learn a lesson from it."

Obi Wan Kenobi fell silent but continued to watch. Luke noticed that his underpants had been totally removed during his conversation with Ben. Except for his shirt, Luke was totally naked and he felt the damp air leaving drops of mist on his bare cheeks. He turned around and saw Master Yoda standing about ten feet away. His eyes were open now, and he was looking right at Luke's bared bottom.

As he watched, Luke saw Yoda raise his arm and lightly swing it. Suddenly a searing wave of pain flashed across his buttocks and he heard a loud WHAP! as if he had been struck. His head jerked around and he faced forward again as he felt a second explosion of pain on his ass accompanied by another WHAP!

Luke cried out in pain at the treatment of his rear. The last time he had been spanked was when Uncle Owen had taken a belt to him for forgetting his chores when he was 12, but this was so much worse! The stinging blows continued to hammer his tender flesh and the sounds of the invisible blows and his yelping responses echoed through the gloomy trees. The savage spanking was causing him to squirm, causing additional pain in his _d_i_c_k_ as it was ground against the tree.

"Please Master Yoda, stop!" Luke pleaded, but there was no answer, only more blows of Force on his naked bum. The burning, stinging spanks were hitting him from the top of his butt to his thighs. Luke broke down and started to cry like a baby.

How long it continued, Luke was unable to guess, but eventually it stoped. Yoda's voice cut through his sobs of anguish.

"Hope a lesson you learned! Or spank you on your bare bottom again, I will!" the Jedi Master threatened.

Luke looked up through his tears and noticed that the shade of Ben Kenobi had vanished. The bonds that had held Luke in pace were gone, but he remained draped over the fallen tree with his arms hanging in front of him. He shifted slightly and fell backwards on the ground with a grunt. Turning on his side, he gave his burning bottom some much needed rubbing. Artoo rolled over and gave him a long, sympathetic whine. Luke was glad the droid was the only witness to his humiliating experience. This was something he would never tell anybody about. He reached down and gingerly picked pieces of bark off of the wrinkled skin of his scrotum. After that, he absently rubbed his _d_i_c_k_ trying to ease the soreness in his abused member. Luke would listen to Master Yoda from now on!


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