A man was sitting in a pub, looking very depressed.
His best friend enters the pub and asks him: "What is the matter with you pal? Why are you looking so sad?"
The man answered: "Well you see, my wife was cleaning up my 14 year old boy's room, and she found those porno magazines."
The friend laughed and said: "Naked girls, he?"
The man said: "No, I wish. They were pictures of young man, spanking each other on the naked backside, and having _s_e_x_."
"Well, well", the friend said, "The little pervert. Are you going to punish him?"
"Sure", the man said, "He will be getting the most severe punishment."
"Oh yeh", the friend said, "And what might that most severe punishment be?"
The man said: "I WON'T spank him".