Ice and Marks

by Ted <Buckcub@yahoo.com>

I am pretty opposed to the use of ice on a just-spanked backside. It takes away too much of the stinging post-spanking glow, I think.

However I realize some guys can't have marks that show because of wives, lovers, the gym, et cetera. I think the solution here is not to leave marks, which is not all that complicated.

A round or oval leather paddle wil almost never leave marks no matter how hard or long it is used. Yes, it will leave the guy's ass very red if you spank him hard with it, but there are no tell-tale welts like a strap or cane or wooden paddle may leave.

And one of my regular spank-bottoms who is married-with-kids has a very neat trick. After I paddle him red-hot, he simply avoids letting his wife see his ass for 24 hours, which does not seem like a difficult thing to do.

As for boxers -- well, maybe they do help cover things up, but in my book wearing boxers is a spanking offense! Boxers are just WRONG except under suit trousers or pale white jeans, where the seams of briefs would show through. In my humble opinion, there is one kind of underwear for men -- snug, white, fly-front mid-rise cotton briefs. NO OTHER. And if you're concerned that they don't look the same on you as they look on those hunky twinks in the Jockey ads, there's a reason -- you've never been told how to put them on properly! Put 'em on your legs. Pull 'em up snug. Adjust your balls and weenie inside the front pouch comfortably (guys with a fairly big one may find they are more comfortable wearing "Mr. Weenie" up against their groin rather than curved down atop their balls, and the snug fit makes this both comfortable and practical.) NOW -- squat down and gently tug the leg-seams upward, holding them fairly low down on each side of the front pouch. This will cause the leg seams to "disappear" beneath the pouch, as they'll be (properly) drawn tight on each side of your balls, to provide proper support. And if you look in the mirror, you'll see that your undies now fit you EXACTLY like they fit the hunky twinks in the ads!

Forget about getting your T-shirt to look like it looks on hunky-twink underwear ads, though, all neatly tucked into the briefs and wrinkle-free. I worked for a fashion magazine for a while and I know how it's done. The hem of the T-shirt is carefully rolled so that it only is "tucked into" the elastic waistband of the briefs, and it is pulled tight in the back and then pinned into place. Looks great in photos, but you can't really wear it like that. And don't get too excited about the tempting bulge in the front of guy underwear-model's briefs, either. I can tell you from experience that as often as not, that tempting bulge is half of a cut-off and carefully rolled athletic sock, which is used because the toe seam gives the same effect through briefs as an "acceptable" circumcision-shadow. Some of those guys are hung like ants, and I know 'cause I've seen 'em bare-nekkid. Spanked one once, too, although he was a big wuss about it!

Spank those asses RED and no ice! Let 'em feel the burn!