THIS IS FICTION!
There was this show on TBS called HOUSE RULES that my dad really enjoyed. There were these three couples that had 6 days to redo a room in their house and there were three judges that would judge the rooms on the seventh day. A perfect score was 30 and the worst score was either 0 or 1.
Well, my dad decided to have this little HOUSE RULES game in our house. See I'm one of 6 children (3 boys and 3 girls), so it worked out pretty good.
My dad's version was that he paired us up 1 girl and 1 boy to a pair and we had to complete one of his projects in 6 hrs. (even though the game on TBS was 6 days).
It was usually some kind of chore like cleaning one of the rooms in the house, cleaning out the flower beds, or cleaning the swimming pool.
After the six hours he got three of my friends to come and judge the three projects. (They didn't know which one was mine).
The working was kinda unfair because the boys had a reason to work because the punishment for losing was spending 1 hr. in the woodshed with dad. The girls didn't really care because they got no prize or punishment. So the boys ended up doing most of the work.
So the first round my project (cleaning the kitchen), was the worst compared to sweeping the driveway, and washing the car.
So I had "got" to go to the woodshed with dad for 1 hr.
When we got in the woodshed he started this timer he had, and told me to undress. I obivouly didn't undress fast enough because he started helping me. When all my clothes were off he stuck a carrot up my ass hole and told me to do 120 jumping jacks in 2 min. and if the carrot came out he would make me start over and add 10 min. to the time I had to spend in the woodshed. The carrot fell out 6 times. I got an extra hour.
After I had passed the jumping jacks test I had about 90 min. left in the woodshed. He divided the time between constant smacks with a belt, a paddle, and a strap. I came out of there crying my heart out and with a very bruised bottom.
And for some reason I never got back any of the clothes that I ever "lost" in the woodshed.