(Recounted by 11-year-old Timmy)
Kenny and Dougie, and Eddie, and me
Spend June with our uncle in west Tennessee:
We go camping and fishing and swim a lot too;
We have all kinds of neat times with our Uncle Drew.
But 'cause we're like all kids--avoid it we couldn't--
At least once each time we do things that we shouldn't;
And when Uncle catches us, (you can just bet!)
An old-fashioned spanking is what we'll all get!
When a kid needs a spanking, so says Uncle Drew,
It should not only hurt but embarrass him too;
That's why, when he spanks us four kids, it must be
Right on the front porch, where the whole town can see!
"Pants off, boys!"--We take off our shoes and our jeans;
"To the porch!"--And it's all open,- no doors or screens!
"Line up!"-- In our shirts and briefs we stand in line;
"Who's first?"--Six-year-old Kenny, or Dougie, who's nine?
It's Kenny! The rest of us sigh with relief--
Until Uncle Drew tells him:"Off with your brief!"
"You mean....take my underpants off all the way?"
Kenny asks. "Yes," says Uncle,"Now do as I say!"
Right away Kenny peeled off his tight underwear
And lay across Uncle Drew's lap, bottom bare,
Then, as Uncle's left hand firmly pressed Kenny's back,
The right slapped his rear with a very loud SMACK!
Nine more! Kenny bawls! How his bottomcheeks burn!
They're all hot, and he rubs them throughout Dougie's turn.
So he walks to the corner behind Uncle's chair,
And there he must stand with his bottom all bare.
So, it's now Dougie's turn to be spanked. Uncle Drew
Makes him take off his underpants all the way too;
And you know how he feels with no pants on out here,
'Cause his hands try to cover his weenie and rear.
It's no use, though. He takes them away now as he
Gets stretched out and spanked over Uncle Drew's knee;
And when it's all over, protest all he may,
Dougie must stay bare-bottomed the rest of the day.
Though his little _d_i_c_k_'s hard when he stands up, it's clear
That he's only aware of the pain in his rear,
'Cause it's only his bottom that he's clutching now--
And those cheeks look like two ripe tomatoes, oh wow!
And now it's my turn over Uncle Drew's knee,
And he doesn't say: "Take off your undies!" to me:
He just tugs them down in the rear, and I find
The cool breeze of June on my own bare behind!
Then....OW! OW! OW! WOW! Uncle Drew spanks so hard!
And--oh, no!--there's a whole bunch of kids in the yard!
"Look at Timmy spanked BARE like a five-year-old brat!"
Yelled Johnny next door...Ooh, I'll GET him for that!
And when my spanking's done, Uncle Drew makes it clear
That my underpants have to stay down in the rear,
And my bottom stay bare for the rest of the day;
Gosh, it just makes me feel worse that naked this way!
Though I beg him once more, he says: Stay as you are!"
Then Eddie got spanked the same way, and by far
The embarrassment's worse for us all than the pain...
We sure won't misbehave at our Uncle's again!